We've all been here before: Writer's Block. It's the phantom, scary thing that lurks and waits to pounce at the moment when you need to be the most productive. Try as I might, I can't think of something to blog about. So, in a very meta fashion, I'm blogging about how I have nothing to blog about.
I think sometimes I feel like my brain has taken a vacation and gone to a nearby theme park. It's got great ideas, and horrible ideas, and they all come in go in the 2 minutes it takes to ride a rollercoaster. They typically follow the same pattern, too. You're waiting in line and there's absolutely nothing productive going on up there. Then you board the rollercoaster, and there's a spark of an idea. It builds and builds, until you're going downhill suddenly all too soon and the rush of excitement ends when you realize that blogging about all the ways you can use an avocado to enhance your life is actually not too great of an idea after all. I do love avocados though.
I think I'll call it a success that I've managed to crank out a paragraph of two, because everything else that I've written before this has been absolute garbage and I've quickly deleted it rather than sharing it with the world. Here's hoping for some inspiration.